*sets up a nice hot bath just for you*
just for me? well…thank you. *starts climbing into it fully clothed*
*begins slicing in carrots, and various other vegetables into the water behind your back*
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[-192] I’VE GOT ROLLER SKATES ON AND I’M GOING DOWNHILL HOW DO I BREAK TIME SENSITIVE PLEASE RESPOND
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qv:
imagine going to wendys and you hear them say lets put this idiot on the grill
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Tried Wendys for the first time today…. treated like burger
*tasted
They did NOT put me on the grill
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